[Scene opens with the title card song, then the school bell ringing]Hank: Look, everyone! The latest piece in my "Chalks of the World" set came! Check it out! The Leaning Chalk Tower of Pisa, ooh! I can't wait to use it! Suck-Up! Get up here and erase this board! [pause] Hey, where's Suck-Up?[Wizard sting, we see Kyle's empty desk]Chum Chum: [gasp] Kyle's not in here to erase the board! Now's our chance!Fanboy: Hmm?Chum Chum: This is what we trained for.Fanboy: I can't! I'm too nervous! [wimpers]Chum Chum: Just picture everyone in their underwear...on the outside of their clothes.Fanboy: [grunts] Uh, I can only picture you! [then, bravely] But it's enough.
The Schoolbell is ringing… Yay! RUN!
It starts with Chicken Little ringing a bell and telling everyone to panic, and so, everyone starts panicking. And yes, it's a world full of anthropomorphic animals. Perhaps this explains why everyone is unreasonably excitable. This panic eventually leads to a water tower falling over, and we cut to a clip of...Indiana Jones. You know what's funny about this? Not what's supposed to be funny, but what's actually funny? This was years before Disney owned Lucas Films. So they had to pay for a failed joke. It's the closest thing to a laugh that the movie's going to give us anyway. The joke doesn't make sense because there are no humans in this world. So how are they watching a live-action movie of a human being? It's been 2 minutes and I'm not even nit-picking! You want nit-picking? It's amazing how that bull stopped panicking, calmed down, and applauded the mayor's new statue. We learn that Chicken Little thinks that the sky is falling. He claims that a piece of the sky, shaped like a stop sign, hit him in the head. Then Chicken Little gets hit by an acorn. 2ff7e9595c
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